Today the Obama Administration send a letter to Russian President Dmitry Medved, offering to cancel America's missile defense system, due to be deployed in Europe next year, in exchange for help in implementing a Marxist form of government. The letter pointed out that no one has more experience with operating a totalitarian Marxist superpower than Russia, and that America could learn volumes from such greats as Lenin and Stalin.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton immediately issued a denial that such a letter had been sent, but then clarified, saying "It should not be seen as a tit-for-tat. This is a win-win. This is what 'Strong Power' is all about."
Rumors are now swirling that Obama may be preparing a deal trading Taiwan for step-by-step instructions for Tiananmen Square opposition suppression, fed by President Obama's statement that people should not be listening to Rush Limbaugh.