Monday, March 2, 2009

News Flash

(3/2/2009) It has been discovered that President Barack Obama's nominee for Dog Catcher made a number of errors in figuring his taxes over the past ten years and actually overpaid by nearly a thousand dollars.

Careful examination of Bursby Bingly's Federal Income Tax returns by the President's meticulous vetting team determined that in 2002, 2003, and 2004, Bingly neglected to deduct maintenance and fuel costs of operating the county animal control truck which he paid out of pocket. As a result, Bingly was able to file an amended return and receive a refund of $942.

Senate Democrats said that the anomaly should not cause a problem in Bingly's confirmation.

1 comment:

  1. Confirmation's a shoe-in since his full name is Bursby Binladengly. The U.N. actually refunded the money.