ACORN Clones

President Obama signed an executive order Tuesday to provide federal funding to ACORN for the purpose of registering human embryotic stem cells to vote Democrat. The decision, reversing President Bush's policy of requiring that only fully grown people who had reached the age of 18 could vote, was applauded by Planned Parenthood as "demonstrating once again that destroying embryos to get the stem cells can result in numerous benefits for liberal causes." Meanwhile, hundreds of diseases are currently being treated using stem cells extracted from adults without killing the donor and stem cells taken from aborted babies show great promise at creating monster tumors in lab rats at taxpayer expense.