Friday, March 13, 2009

Fiscal Irresponsibility Summit

Two weeks after President Obama hosted the "Fiscal Responsibility Summit" which concluded that only a complete government takeover of the private sector could "responsibly" pay as we go to cover the President's tidal wave of pork-barrel spending, Obama is hosting another Summit to discuss how to distribute the $787 billion of pork to hundreds of liberal special-interest groups lined up at the public trough, loudly demanding their fair share.

White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel said, "Fiscal responsibility is clearly out of the question, so we are here for another summit to make our plans for fiscal irresponsibility."

Asked if the massive tax hikes on gasoline, electricity, and small businesses were no longer in the plans, Emanuel smirked and answered, "You should never waste a good crisis."

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